Star Trek Online to include Jiggle Mechanics! Truth!

[Anukis]

While visiting a friendly, local torrent site… I noticed Jim posing next to some boobs’n’butts. Yes… Jim’s sultry photo linked to the main STO site. I have no idea what the other photos linked to. Honest. Strange way to advertise STO, I thought… and then I imagined STO with a graphical engine update akin to Blade & Soul or Black Desert and the mere concept of jiggle mechanics in STO forced me to sit in a darkened room for an hour.

When I emerged, dazed and confused, I thought I’d share and ask the burning question… should STO go for a Korean wobblesome aesthetic in the boobs’n’butt department?

It’s not a serious question. In fact, imagine I never asked it.

aka @Nubia

[Chanfron]

lol, if we had this no one would get anything done, everyone be too busy running around risa in a bikini

[Dirk]

Nubia, i have so many things to say to this post and no idea where to start.  I will only share one thought.

 

Wow! Dot dot dot.

aka @thraxin#7901

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